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Here at Esquire, we don’t believe in settling. Or toning down. We believe in a loud and proud approach to life and, yes, that includes weed paraphernalia. We believe your smoking tool—even something as simple and small as a weed pipe—should convey something about you, design-wise. Are you a bubbler boy or a one-hitter kind of guy? The possibilities are endless, but we've wrangled up a few to get you started.

Some are true classics, while others tap into the more over-the-top energy. Some have bowls, most have carbs (the side hole for controlling airflow), and a few come apart to streamline packing and cleaning. We also journeyed through Amazon's slim selection to cop a few solid options. So here they are: the 15 best weed pipes (including a weed pipe subscription) that’ll add a bit je ne sais quoi to getting blazed.

A bare-bones philosophy is employed here, and sometimes that's all you need. The pipe is tiny, sturdy, and sleek.

Besides looking nothing like a weed pipe, the Genius design promises a more filtered, flavorful experience than any other pipe you'd try.

It won't win any design awards, but with its aluminum alloy outer, it will withstand the wear and tear of daily transport.

This straightforward pipe made in Franklin, Indiana by veterans keeps it simple. There's also the one-hitter option, that keeps it even simpler.

A handsome pipe your grandfather would approve of. The contents? Perhaps less so.

Not all glass pipes have to be bulbous, indiscreet things. You'll get about three good pulls from this one.

It's really just a two-piece pipe with a spherical smoking vessel and a glass base to hold it. Still, it looks like it's meant for the connoisseurs of modern art among us.

With SensiBox, you can build your own museum-worthy exhibit of glassware. Each month, the weed subscription sends out an artisan-made pipe—these are all exceedingly creative—and thematically related smoking accessories.

Cross "toking up without irritating my throat" off your bucket list with the Path Pipe. It's like a mini bong, with its own bowl for packing, and a filter chamber that looks like a labyrinth to cool and smoothen the smoke.

A brass-and-aluminum feat of engineering that'll fit in one hand, the Nomad opens into a one-hitter pipe, with a trough that stores about .5g of bud for later use, then magnetically seals itself shut again.

If Mark Twain ever smoked weed (he very well could've, though history remains foggy on that particular subject), he'd assuredly smoke it from something resembling this Cob Pipe. Made with sustainability in mind, it'll decompose into nothing when you're ready to throw it out.

As your Hinge date assured you last night, crystals have restorative healing powers. (Just not any that scientists have clocked.)

There's an easy Call Me By Your Name reference in here somewhere. If peaches aren't your fruit of choice, Flower also makes hand-blown grapes, limes, and strawberries.

This two-piece pipe (the bowl is removable) is the stuff of drug-fueled nightmares. On the bright side, it stands up on its own, which is quite useful.

The geometric dimensionality of this pipe makes it cool, but also easy to clean and comfortable in the palm.